#208 Yellow Feet

#208 Yellow Feet

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Such blossom in February? The shrub obviously lost sense of what season it is.

#207 Upset

#207 Upset

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This is how I always visualised an Angry Young Man. I think he’s lacking a sickle, though.

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Black on White

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The good thing about black cats is that you won’t lose them in winter.

#206 Willow

#206 Willow

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I wish I knew why I have to poke and pull at everything around.

#205 Thorny

#205 Thorny

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It’s amazing that the rose blossom still hasn’t dropped and died.

Our Car Communicates with Aliens

Our Car Communicates with Aliens

Your car has secrets.
Your car has secrets.

The following conversation took place about midnight, after hubby left the car parked on the driveway rather than in the garage and after curious granny couldn’t cope with this state of things any longer.

The door is thrown open. A voice from the darkness of the corridor.

Granny (alarmed): There’s a red light blinking in the car!
Hubby (grumpily): I know.
Granny (insistent): But there’s a red light blinking there!
Hubby (annoyed): It’s the security system.
Granny (suspicious): Is it?
Hubby (disgruntled): Huh.
Granny (disgruntled): Huh.

A snort is heard. The door is slammed closed.

I’ve been studying granny’s behaviour pattern for years and discovered that she uses evading techniques to ask for what she wants. In this case study, she required that the car be put in the garage, but utilised a substitute problem to achieve her aim. She didn’t achieve it, for hubby is male and hence doesn’t take orders unless bribed. I mean, motivated.

To provide some comfort for the poor disgruntled lady, I came up with a series of alternative solutions for the blinking red light case.

1. The car is communicating with aliens.
2. The car elves are having a disco.
3. The car battery is trying to commit suicide.
4. The car is winking at thieves to come in.
5. The car is having a nervous tick.

I’m sure it’s number five because the car hates to be parked on the driveway as much as granny does.

What about your car? Do you know the secret meaning of its blinking red light?

#204 Wide and Fat

#204 Wide and Fat

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That fat dark patch in the middle is my shadow. Its very largeness is none of my fault, it’s the lomo effect. (Does that sound convincing?)

Unconditionally

Unconditionally

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What I love most about my cat Ella is that she loves me back unconditionally. I don’t think that much can be said for most persons.

This is my regular rather than Random Moment in Delight in response to FireBonnet’s eponymous challenge #7.

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I Knew It

Love is Godless, God is loveless and everything is as bad as you always suspected.

— A. L. Kennedy

#203 Drop

#203 Drop

203Drop

Will the drop drop or will the drop not drop?