Stray Hair Strand

Stray Hair Strand

Your last warning.

Get in the line

and no one gets cu-

-t.

41 thoughts on “Stray Hair Strand

        1. Oh no, I leave the thing to the hairdresser, but I do tend to cut individual strands if I hate what they’re doing. Especially in my fringe. Is it weird?

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          1. Mine pretends he’s in the bathroom, so who knows? Hopefully he doesn’t have a third wife elsewhere!

            A sonnet! A sonnet would be lovely! Though the most suitable for me is probably the line “My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun…”

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          2. Ermmm I’m not that good at poetry but seeing as I offered let me think on it but I notice you still ignore our marriage to be….is our engagement off?

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          3. No need to write a sonnet after all, I guess I wouldn’t get it anyway because I’m not that good at interpreting poetry… Why, yes, we ARE engaged to be married, that’s the only logical thing πŸ™‚ Should I send you a ring…?

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          4. Somehow I have a feeling if I say yes to a ring it won’t be an actual ring because I never know with you what might happen next. It is this mystery of you that I find so appealing and why marriage a natural progression. I hope you feel the dsme

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          5. I think we have someone wanting to come to our wedding. Did you realise that? Is your husband at
            Home or here, should we tell him? I hope he’s footing the bill we really do need a huge wedding full of doves and chariots lulled by unicorns to indicate the specialness of our union, yes?

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          6. Our husband must be currently at your place, so you tell him! OK? Doves, chariots, unicorns, yes, please! Also, kittens would be nice πŸ˜‰ And puppies! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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          7. I will tell him! I’m very concerned about the kittens and puppies where exactly will they be or what part of the whole procession will they be involved in? I have serious reasons for asking πŸ™‚

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          8. So, how did our hubby take the news? Haven’t seen him since… Well, the kittens and puppies, it will require careful planning for sure, but I do believe our pets and their friends deserve to be invited! P.S. I might need to add a disclaimer to my blog that I am (not) deluded πŸ˜‰

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          9. Hubby says he’s not sure he has enough work to pay for our wedding!!!! Re puppies and kittens I am worried the unicorns might run over them and or well ermmm I know how much they ermm how do you say it? Random explosive loo moments being young – could get smelly and rather unpleasant to look at. How many puppies and kittens are we talking my dear? (Prepares to faint)

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          10. Haha, you’re making me laugh very very hard… “Smelly and rather unpleasant to look at”, heh… If impracticable, I should be satisfied with having only my two cats and no puppies… But, but, hubby hasn’t saved enough for a grand wedding yet?? I’m deeply disconcerted.

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          11. I know I’ve asked him to leave and come back to you maybe you can “whip” him in to shape. These men need to know their obligations!

            Ps where do we find a unicorn!!!!??!

            πŸ˜€

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          12. Yes, these men need to know their obligations and their priorities! (Which must be identical to their wives’ priories πŸ˜‰ ). I believe we’ll get a unicorn in any wedding agency? Where else should these beasts be if not there…?

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          13. Oh something I knocked up just and how odd it matches your words so well yes? Uncanny many people will liken me to Shakespesre:
            My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
            Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
            If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
            If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
            I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
            But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
            And in some perfumes is there more delight
            Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
            I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
            That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
            I grant I never saw a goddess go;
            My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
            And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
            As any she belied with false compare

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          14. One of the few of Shakespeare’s sonnets (maybe the only) that I actually enjoy! I’m not a great Shakespeare lover… Yes, shame on me.

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  1. Ok girls… get a room! πŸ˜‰ You two are hilarious. Let me know when the wedding is so I can write you a sonnet.
    I love the poem Mara… I totally got i-
    -t

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    1. You’re funny too – in a good way, of course! Thanks for indulging me (and my fiancΓ©e) πŸ˜‰ We’ll send you a wedding card and a banquet invitation…

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